Subtitled "An Apocalyptic Horror Novel," The Final Winter focuses on a group of
people stranded in an English pub during an unprecedented worldwide snowstorm.
The blizzard is blanketing cities, farms, forest and even deserts under a
couple of feet of snow; and it shows no signs of stopping.
In establishments around the small English town, little
pockets of people have gathered.
At The Trumpet Pub & Lounge, we find regular customer
Harry Jobson, crusty curmudgeon Old Graham, bar owner Stephanie, local tough
guy Damien Banks, lorry driver Nigel Sutcliffe, and Irish newcomer Lucas
Fergus. At the nearby supermarket, we find the nasty bitch manager Kathy, her
Polish helper Peter Pole, and flakey worker Jessica.
Finally, at Blu-Rays Video Rentals are the owner's son, Ben,
and his irritating friend, Jerry, who relates everything to movies he's seen.
Wait ... Ben and Jerry? Gimme a break.
First, the lights and electricity go out, everybody's fuse
boxes melt and the telephones go silent. Everybody's getting colder, and at the
pub, the beer freezes. Now, THAT'S cold. Then, people begin getting freeze-dried.
Now, that's REALLY cold.
And then there's a tall, hooded man-thing that looks dark in
the snowy night. He's got a long sword and can imitate voices. There's also a
furry ape-dog thing with a big, fangy mouth. What the ...?
The supermarket and video store groups make it to the pub
safely – except Ben, who buys it in the snow (the freeze-dried thing), and
Peter, who comes hurtling through the window, busted up and tossed by what he
calls a winged demon. "Send out the sinner," the words carved on
Peter's body demand. Each one in the pub has a secret, but which one is being
summoned? They've all got something to hide, including bad thoughts and
memories.
But there's a way to end all this, and Harry has the answer.
There are quite a few grammar, punctuation and word choice
errors, and I'm not talking about the obvious differences between British and
American English. The author and/or his editor really should have known better
before signing off on the book.
As a bonus, this special edition of The Final Winter contains six short stories – events that transpire
during the novel.
·
Chance of
Snow: How the final winter went down in Florida, where the gators are
leaving the freezing lake en masse and plowing head first into the snow, and
Richard Pointer faces off with a tall, cloaked stranger.
·
Cold
Shoulder: John and Amanda love their wine, even though they know where
it'll lead them. He gets sleepy, and she turns nasty. So it's really her fault,
right?
·
Hell
Freezes Over: Lucifer and Jacob talk about the man they call "the
sinner" – the reason for this hellacious snow storm.
·
News and
Weather: Just a little follow story about Jane Hamilton, the television
reporter talking about the weather. That is, until the crew is mangled to death
by a hairy demon dog.
·
Cloud
Cover: Quinton Barstow is perplexed. Everything electronic on the airliner
he's piloting has stopped functioning – including the passengers'. Auto-pilot,
navigation, altitude indicator, radio, iPads, MP3 players, cell phones ...
everything.
·
Winter
Before Last: Last winter started out great for Harry Jobson. His son loved
opening his Christmas gifts, and his wife was pregnant again. But then, there's
a traffic accident.
The reader also receives an additional stand-alone story in
the bonus.
The Peeling of Samuel Lloyd Collins
He's falling apart, literally falling apart. There goes his
big toenail, leaving him with a grand total of five surviving toenails. Sam's
got "the Peeling" and it ain't pretty. We're treated to verbal
descriptions of waking up Friday with the left side of his face stuck to his
pillow.
On Saturday, we can see his ribs. His left hand falls off on
Sunday. On Monday, his left eye just melted away. And on, and on, and on.
But he's not alone. Ninety percent of Europe is afflicted,
the Peeling is moving into Asia, and it's worse in the United States and South
America. What is it and where did it come from? Nobody knows ... but so far, no
Arab countries have been affected. Hmmm, do you think ...?
And then, they figure out who did it. Nuke 'em, Harvey!
The Final Winter (2011)
Iain Rob Wright
Silk Raven Associates ($12.99 list)
ASIN: B0052F4GLW